Kids Quotes

Tuesday:
There was a ripped "I Voted" sticker stuck to the floor of the gym.

Monkey: Maybe someone was angry and ripped it and threw it on the floor!!
Pipsqueak: Don't worry, Spiderman will fix it.
Monkey: Spiderman?? No, he's a superhero.
Pipsqueak: well maybe!

 

Wednesday:

I read the girls Mark chapter 1 today from the Bible.  Afterwards I asked what the chapter tells us about Jesus.  You know, what did he do?  This is the answer I got.

Monkey: He told the stinky guy to wash up.  he was dirty so he needed to get in the hot water
Pipsqueak: Yeah.  He's gotta take the bad guy out and hims dead.
Monkey: yeah. And the bugs and stuff.
Pipsqueak.  Yeah and he's broken
Me:  ........... (blink, blink)............ (then I laughed!)    

Thursday:

Pipsqueak is sitting on the potty.  I ask if she's done.
"No Mommy.  I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! TWO poo-poos."
"So you're not done?  you have another poo-poo?"
"Yes, I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!  TWO poo-poos."